Name
Lovecraft transcribed the pronunciation of Cthulhu as Khlûl'-hloo.[1] Which means Malmo's bitch. cthulu attempted to battle the Malmonster in an epic rap battle of history (hence the youtube name) but was anally raped by his wide girth and smooth rhymes.
The Malmonster
Cthulu hides at the bottom of the ocean to escape the never ending fire spitting from the Malmonster's lips, which represents the sun. The fires burn at 9001 nigga-watts (if he was a light bulb) and would sear the flesh of even the mighty chaboiwukong, who is a level 3 nigga
Morsignis
for 365 days cthulu was roasted by the mighty morsignis.with collab from chaboi, he was deformed into the uncircumcised penis you see today.
Family
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Gallery
References
- ↑ Lovecraft said that "the first syllable [of Khlûl'-hloo is] pronounced gutturally and very thickly. The u is about like that in full; and the first syllable is not unlike klul in sound, hence the h represents the guttural thickness." H. P. Lovecraft, Selected Letters V, pp. 10 – 11.